Go On, Get Your Dugs Out: Archive

Jan 10th

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Here are some things you may not know.

maimaiohmai: 1. Coca-Cola was originally green. —————— ————- ————- ————- ————- ————- ————- —— 2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. —————— ————- ————- ————- ————- ————- ————- —— 3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with. —————— ————- ————- ————- ————- ————- ————- —— 4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. —————— ————- ————-...

Jan 9th

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Jan 7th

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“Mr. Blue I told you that I love you Please believe me -Mr Blue by Catherine...”

Jan 7th

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FAKE FRIENDS vs. REAL FRIENDS

speakandspill: niix: tristinalyana: arliciouss: FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget...

Jan 7th

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Jan 6th

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Jan 5th

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I GOT THE LAST TEN QUESTIONS WRONG TOO, SHIT :))

 A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students the
 teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
 Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade.My sister is in the
 third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
 third-grade too!"
 The Teacher had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While
 the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
 principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he
 would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
 questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.
 Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
 agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".
 And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
 should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think
 Boy can go to the third-grade." the teacher says to the principal, "I
 have some of my own questions.
 Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy. both agree.
 the teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
 of?
 Boy., after a moment "Legs."
Teacher : "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."
Teacher : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
 delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The
 principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
 Boy. was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a
 dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before
 he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
 get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
 best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit
 tense.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
 me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of
 heat and excitement?
Boy.: Firetruck
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get
 it u have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork
Teacher: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men
 than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
 after they're married?
Boy.: SURNAME
Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of
 veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.
 The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
 "Send this Boy to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!" 
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: ))) damn.
Awesome! : )) I like the last question. True that! :> :))

Jan 4th

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Jan 4th

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Jan 3rd

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Handbook 2010

teejae05: mikerophobia:justineaguas:followandreblog:driventolove:overflowing: My boyfriend’s father emailed this to me. Worth sharing. HANDBOOK 2010 Health: 1. Drink plenty of water. 2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar. 3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.. ...

Jan 2nd

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Damn you, Cybercriminals

My facebook account was deactivated because it was hacked by Cybercriminals. Shizman. :| :(

Jan 1st