Studio trial run (read:photoshoot) with Michelle, Isabel, Alyssa, and Triciah. Thank you girlies, I owe you (but whatever, I know you were too happy to oblige)! :>
For StateMintShirts and upcoming SmugShot!
I had so much fun! <3 <3 <3
Here are some things you may not know.
1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
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2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
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3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.
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4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
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5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States .
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6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters
only on one row of the keyboard.
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7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
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8. You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath..
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9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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10. People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because when you
Sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
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11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
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12. The “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language.
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13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to
Suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck
and die.
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14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from
History. “Spades” - King David; “Clubs” - Alexander the Great;
” Hearts” - Charlemagne; “Diamonds” - Julius Caesar.
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15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321
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16. If a statue of a warrior on a horse has both front legs
in the air, the person died in battle. If the
horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural
causes.
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17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and
laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
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18. Honey - This is the only food that doesn’t spoil.
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19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
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20. A snail can sleep for three years.
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21. All polar bears are left handed.
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22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive
from each salad served in first-class.
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23. Butterflies taste with their feet.
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24. Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.
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25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
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26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
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27. Shakespeare invented the word ‘assassination’ and ‘bump’.
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28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
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29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
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30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
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31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
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32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over
million descendants.
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33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear by 700 times.
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34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
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35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
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36. Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different
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37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbowLOL THIS IS JUST SO COOL.
Shit. This is awesome :))
(via ipop)
Just like last night :(
This is sooo true. I’ve been sleeping at 4 am for almost two weeks already and I think I’ve reflected on how i’ve been since I was in prep. Shizman. :|
Mr. Blue
I told you that I love you
Please believe me-Mr Blue by Catherine Feeny
Started with my coloring spreeeee!
Powerbooks planner given to me last Christmas <3
I love the powerbooks planner :) Since I don’t know how to draw, I started taping pictures on it :)
FAKE FRIENDS vs. REAL FRIENDS
niix:
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowdsassthat left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talksshitabout you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them thefuckout
FAKE FRIENDS: Will Just Read It
REAL FRIENDS: Will Repost ItThis reminds me of three friends <3
(via halesyeah)
This just made my day.
Go and read it!!! :)
:)
I got teary eyed because of this story. This is absolutely loverly <3
I GOT THE LAST TEN QUESTIONS WRONG TOO, SHIT :))
- A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students the
- teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
- Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade.My sister is in the
- third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
- third-grade too!"
- The Teacher had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While
- the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
- principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he
- would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
- questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.
- Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
- agreed to take the test.
- Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
- Boy.: "9".
- Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
- Boy.: "36".
- And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
- should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think
- Boy can go to the third-grade." the teacher says to the principal, "I
- have some of my own questions.
- Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy. both agree.
- the teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
- of?
- Boy., after a moment "Legs."
- Teacher : "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
- Boy.: "Pockets."
- Teacher : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
- delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
- Boy.: Coconut
- Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The
- principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
- Boy. was taking charge.
- Boy.: Bubblegum
- Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a
- dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before
- he could stop the answer...
- Boy.: Shake hands
- Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
- Boy.: Yep.
- Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
- get wet before you do.
- Boy.: Tent
- Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
- best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit
- tense.
- Boy.: Wedding Ring
- Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
- me, you feel good.
- Boy.: Nose
- Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
- Boy.: Arrow
- Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of
- heat and excitement?
- Boy.: Firetruck
- Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get
- it u have to use ur hand.
- Boy.: Fork
- Teacher: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men
- than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
- after they're married?
- Boy.: SURNAME
- Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of
- veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
- Boy.: HEART.
- The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
- "Send this Boy to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
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- : ))) damn.
- Awesome! : )) I like the last question. True that! :> :))
Alice.
lust.
crush
Hate
bail
lust naked passion.
Sin
bail
Fool
made.
secret.
LEAVE.
suicide
crush. :))
Maniac :)) Shit. Is this supposed to tell something about me? :| :))
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